stupid conversation in omegle, but kinda sweet

You: f/m?

You: g/s?

Stranger: male

Stranger: g/s?

You: gay or straight?

Stranger: ah i see

Stranger: straight i as far as i know

You: hahaha

You: ok

Stranger: who are you?

You: who am i?

Stranger: yes

You: i'm a legend

You: lol

You: :p

Stranger: :o

You: and who are you?

Stranger: i am a myth

You: Greek myth?

You: zeus, poseidon, hades, percy jackson

Stranger: percy jackson ;)

You: yeah, percy jackson

You: adapted from greek myth

Stranger: do you have 6 toes?

You: 10

You: you?

Stranger: 9

Stranger: i lost the pinky to a dog

Stranger: i was only 6

You: poor you

You: someone give me one, so i have 10

Stranger: lucky you, perhaps it was the very toe of my own

You: but i'm not a dog

You: hmm maybe i was a dog

Stranger: just maybe

Stranger: i was a moth

Stranger: i committed suicide

Stranger: and now here i am

Stranger: will you be my internet girlfriend?

You: but i have 10 toes

Stranger: youll complete me

You: oke then

You: you're my internet boyfriend

Stranger: ill mail you pictures of my kittens and buy you flowers online

Stranger: and we'll skype, where we'll have our first kiss

You: i'll buy you some chocolate online

You: yeah

Stranger: the future have never looked so clear

Stranger: has*

You: yeaah you are right

You: oh my god, you're soo fun

Stranger: ill youtube dedicate you songs

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5aeeSmkPwQ

You: Poupee De Cire, Poupee De Son?

Stranger: did you not enjoy the song my dear internet girlfriend?

You: i love it

You: thanks my dear

Stranger: :)

You: xoxo

Stranger: you make my heart sing like a young french pop girl

You: je t'aime

Stranger: <3

Stranger: sadly i dropped french class, so i know nothing of it

You: oohh

You: i know some

Stranger: or at least to reply with

You: i'll complete you

You: remember my dear?

Stranger: of course love

Stranger: that is why i need you

Stranger: for now

Stranger: and forever

You: forever and always

Stranger: until the depth of my heart stops flowing with the running lava

Stranger: which will never be

You: you're just soo sweet my dear

Stranger: please do tell me one thing internet love, what sort of things do you enjoy?

You: watching your smile dear

Stranger: :o

Stranger: is my webcam on?

You: yes

You: you don't notice it

Stranger: my head is in the clouds when im with you

You: your voice remind me of my favorite song

You: Poupee De Cire, Poupee De Son

Stranger: youre too perfect

You: no, you're too perfect

Stranger: that is why we're together

You: <3

You: you are my internet love

Stranger: you are my anti depressant

You: you are my savior when i fall

Stranger: you are the hands that guide me out of this self dug forrest

You: you're soo good to be true

Stranger: the rays of light shine through every step time in thought of your name

You: you are My laughs, my frowns
My ups, my down

You: When I think of love I think of you my internet boyfriend

Stranger: let us go to the online vegas and get internet married

You: yeah that's a great idea

You: i'm ready dear

You: i'll go get the rings

Stranger: ill get the online applicaton

Stranger: application*

You: we'll die together

You: ok?

Stranger: i wouldnt want it any other way

You: promise me, you never leave me alone

Stranger: but lets make sure to keep the virus protection in our computers on, just to make sure we live a good full life together

Stranger: i promise dear

You: i love you dear

You: my virus protection is on

You: everything will be good dear

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: wait

Stranger: whats your name?

You: it's not important dear

You: you can call me anything

You: as long as you here with me

Stranger: are you sure?

You: yes

Stranger: youre so pure

Stranger: http://virtualweddingonline.com/

You: we meet there

Stranger: im nervous dear

You: calm down dear

You: everything will be okay

You: i'm here

Stranger: i am determined

Stranger: because i know with you by me, everything will be just right

Stranger: no web of fears

You: no web of fears

Stranger: dear. . . .

Stranger: i am afraid i will lose internet connection anytime soon

Stranger: :(

Stranger: what do i do?!?!

You: i don't know

You: i'm afraid to lose you

You: if you lose internet connection, i'll lose it too

You: we're meet in real life

You: hope

You: everything will be fine dear

Stranger: though the internet connection may be lost, the one between our hearts will never fade

You: yes

You: never face

You: fad

You: fade

Stranger: lol

You: we're together forever

You: remember that dear

Stranger: of course

You: love is like a wind dear. you can see it but you feel it

Stranger: poetic soul

You: yes because you beside me

Stranger: the hands swept themselves clean when they first encountered their first text with you

You: oohh

You: soo sweet dear

Stranger: <3

You: you're my best internet boyfriend ever

You: my future internet husband too

Stranger: i surfed the web for years in search for this very moment

Stranger: i would hate for my internet to leave in the middle of such warm exchange of moments and words between us

Stranger: let me say a proper goodbye

Stranger: just in case

You: goodbye?

You: it's too fast dear

You: i hate goodbye dear

Stranger: as do i, but this wifi is too cold and unforgiving

Stranger: understand my dear soul

You: yes i understand

You: wherever you are, you always here beside me dear

Stranger: ill always love you my internet soulmate

You: me too

You: *hug*

Stranger: *hugs back*

You: can you feel it dear? my heart beating so fast

Stranger: *soft touch runs down your delicate cheek, and kisses it*

Stranger: everything will be ok

Stranger: i can feel the feet of my heart slowly melting in sadness

Stranger: the time has come. . .

Stranger: u_u

and disconnect. life in internet seem so easy. but we live in real life, huh? it's just for fun. ;) i'm not  in love with that stranger. hahaha